No Beardos
XS / Heather Navy
$17.83
Sale price
$17.83
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This soft, lightweight tee brings dry humor and clear style to everyday wear. The front carries a small badge-style emblem while the back makes a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement with a graphic: a crossed-out bearded face under the words “NO BEARDOS.” The muted olive heather fabric and compact front print let the shirt read casual at a glance, while the large back artwork adds personality when you turn around. Wear it on relaxed weekends, to low-key meetups, or when you want to spark a laugh without shouting. Comfortable, breathable cotton and a classic crew silhouette make it easy to layer beneath a jacket or wear solo.
This shirt suits people who favor deadpan, ironic humor—bar regulars, kitchen staff, baristas, or anyone with a dry sense of humor who enjoys playful anti-beard banter. It fits into laid-back gatherings, pub nights, casual work shifts, and backyard barbecues where a wink and a smile go a long way.
Built for daily wear and printed with care, the tee mixes practical comfort with graphic personality so the joke looks intentional and lasts wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers contain polyester blends)
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
No Beardos
$17.83
Sale price
$17.83
Regular price
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This shirt suits people who favor deadpan, ironic humor—bar regulars, kitchen staff, baristas, or anyone with a dry sense of humor who enjoys playful anti-beard banter. It fits into laid-back gatherings, pub nights, casual work shifts, and backyard barbecues where a wink and a smile go a long way.
Built for daily wear and printed with care, the tee mixes practical comfort with graphic personality so the joke looks intentional and lasts wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers contain polyester blends)
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors