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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This soft, lightweight tee brings dry humor and clear style to everyday wear. The front carries a small badge-style emblem while the back makes a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement with a graphic: a crossed-out bearded face under the words “NO BEARDOS.” The muted olive heather fabric and compact front print let the shirt read casual at a glance, while the large back artwork adds personality when you turn around. Wear it on relaxed weekends, to low-key meetups, or when you want to spark a laugh without shouting. Comfortable, breathable cotton and a classic crew silhouette make it easy to layer beneath a jacket or wear solo.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt suits people who favor deadpan, ironic humor—bar regulars, kitchen staff, baristas, or anyone with a dry sense of humor who enjoys playful anti-beard banter. It fits into laid-back gatherings, pub nights, casual work shifts, and backyard barbecues where a wink and a smile go a long way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt for daily wear and printed with care, the tee mixes practical comfort with graphic personality so the joke looks intentional and lasts wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers contain polyester blends)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, high-quality prints: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43289599934558,"sku":"47840693732326095688","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":43289599967326,"sku":"25504812754308318482","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":43289600000094,"sku":"30693307368316291516","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":43289600032862,"sku":"63987110940484262996","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43289600065630,"sku":"11797584918253668179","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43289600098398,"sku":"32740776692214921901","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Military 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